Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?
Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die from the disease. Now, nine of my patients have already died from it. You are the tenth!
病人：医生，请告诉我实话。我康复的几率有多大？
医生：百分之百！数据显示，得这种病的人十个里有九个会死。现在，我的九个病人都已经死于该病。你是第十个！
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