English Original
One day, the famous French writer Tristan Bernard dined at a restaurant but was dissatisfied with the food.
After paying the bill, he said to the waiter, "Bring the manager."
The manager soon arrived. The writer said to him, "Please give me a big hug."
"What?"
"Please embrace me!"
"What's the matter with you, sir?"
"This is the last time we'll ever meet."
中文翻译
一天,法国著名作家特里斯坦·贝尔纳在一家餐馆用餐,但对食物很不满意。
付账后,他对服务员说:“请把经理叫来。”
经理很快来了。作家对他说:“请紧紧拥抱我。”
“什么?”
“请拥抱我!”
“你怎么了,先生?”
“这是我们最后一次见面了。”