Are Flies Yummy? | 苍蝇好吃吗?

English Original

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly, Tony asks, "Dad, are flies yummy?"

His father frowns and says, "No, I think they're yucky. Why do you ask such a silly question?"

"Because there was one in your plate," Tony replies.


中文翻译

托尼和父亲正在共进晚餐。

突然,托尼问道:“爸爸,苍蝇好吃吗?”

父亲皱起眉头说:“不,我觉得很恶心。你怎么会问这么傻的问题?”

“因为你盘子里刚才有一只。”托尼回答。

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