Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly, Tony asks, "Dad, are flies yummy?"
His father frowns and says, "No, I think they're yucky. Why do you ask such a silly question?"
"Because there was one in your plate," Tony replies.
托尼和父亲正在共进晚餐。
突然，托尼问道：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？”
父亲皱起眉头说：“不，我觉得很恶心。你怎么会问这么傻的问题？”
“因为你盘子里刚才有一只。”托尼回答。
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