English Original
A group of third, fourth, and fifth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to a local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
During the tour, some children needed to use the restroom. It was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys with the other.
As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's restroom, one boy came out and said he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the boys up by their armpits, one by one.
While lifting one boy, she couldn't help but notice he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school student. "I guess you must be in the fifth grade," she remarked.
"No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh race, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyway."
中文翻译
一群三、四、五年级的学生在两位女老师的陪同下，前往当地赛马场进行实地考察，学习纯种马及相关产业的知识。
参观期间，一些孩子需要上厕所。于是决定，女生由一位老师陪同，男生由另一位老师陪同。
负责男生的老师在男厕所外等候时，一个男孩走出来说他够不到小便池。无奈之下，老师走进厕所，开始挨个把男孩们从腋下托举起来。
在托举其中一个男孩时，她不禁注意到，对于一个小学生来说，他的发育异常成熟。"我猜你肯定是五年级的吧，"她说道。
"不，女士，"他回答，"我是第七场比赛的，骑的是‘银箭’。不管怎样，谢谢您把我举起来。"