English Original
The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink orders.
"I want a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
"I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied the third little piggie.
The drinks were brought, and the waiter took their dinner orders.
"I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie.
"I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie.
"I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out. A little while later, the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie.
"I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie.
"I want a beer and lots of beer!" exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggie says...
"Well, somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"
中文翻译
一天晚上，三只小猪外出就餐。服务员过来请他们点饮品。
第一只小猪说：“我要一杯雪碧。”
第二只小猪说：“我想要一杯可乐。”
第三只小猪回答说：“我要啤酒，很多很多的啤酒！”
饮品上桌后，服务员请他们点主菜。
第一只小猪说：“我要一份又大又厚的牛排。”
第二只小猪说：“我要一份沙拉拼盘。”
第三只小猪说：“我要啤酒，很多很多的啤酒！”
主菜上来了。过了一会儿，服务员走到桌边，询问小猪们是否想要甜点。
第一只小猪说：“我想要一份香蕉船。”
第二只小猪说：“我要芝士蛋糕。”
第三只小猪大声说：“我要啤酒，很多很多的啤酒！”
服务员对第三只小猪说：“请原谅我这么问，但你为什么整个晚上都只点啤酒呢？”
第三只小猪说……
“这个嘛，总得有人一路‘嘘、嘘、嘘’地回家呀！”