English Original
A man returns home drunk from a bar after watching a night of football. His wife is asleep, so he tries to sneak into bed. After lying down for a few minutes, he lets out an enormous fart.
His wife wakes with a start and asks, "What in the world was that?"
With football still on his mind, he replies, "Touchdown! I'm winning 7 to nothing."
She thinks, "I'll fix him," and lets one rip herself.
"What was that?" he yells.
"Touchdown," she replies. "Tie score."
Still fiercely competitive, he thinks, "Alright, I'll fix her good." He lies there for ten minutes, straining to produce another. In his effort, he accidentally defecates in the bed.
His wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
To which he replies, "Halftime. Switch sides."
中文翻译
一名男子在酒吧看了一整晚足球后，醉醺醺地回到家。妻子已经睡着，于是他试图溜上床。躺下几分钟后，他放了一个震天响的屁。
妻子猛然惊醒，问道：“那到底是什么声音？”
他满脑子还想着足球，答道：“达阵得分！我7比0领先。”
妻子心想：“我得治治他。”于是她也放了一个屁。
“那是什么？”他喊道。
“达阵得分，”她回答。“比分平了。”
他好胜心依然极强，心想：“好吧，我得好好治治她。”他在那里躺了十分钟，使劲想再放一个。结果用力过猛，不小心拉在了床上。
妻子问道：“现在这又是什么？”
他回答道：“中场休息。交换场地。”