In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison. The prisoner exclaimed, "But Sir, I won't live that long!"
The judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!"
法庭上，法官判处一名罪犯三十年监禁。犯人惊呼道：“可是法官大人，我活不了那么久啊！”
法官回答道：“别担心，尽力而为就好。”
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