English Original
Three men were sitting in a bar by a log fire with their dogs, and they started talking about them.
The first man said, "My dog is called Woodworker. Go, Woodworker!" The dog grabbed a log from the fire and, using its teeth and paws, fashioned a beautiful figurine.
The next man said, "My dog is called Stoneworker. Go, Stoneworker!" The dog dragged a rock from the edge of the fire, and a beautiful carving emerged.
The third man said, "My dog is called Ironworker." He put the fire tongs into the fire until they were red-hot. "Now," he said, "I'll just touch him on the balls, and you watch him make a bolt for the door."
中文翻译
三个男人带着他们的狗，坐在酒吧的篝火旁，开始谈论起自己的狗。
第一个男人说：“我的狗叫‘木匠’。去吧，木匠！”那只狗从火中叼起一根木头，用牙齿和爪子，雕刻出了一个精美的小雕像。
第二个男人说：“我的狗叫‘石匠’。去吧，石匠！”那只狗从火堆边拖来一块石头，一件精美的雕刻品便出现了。
第三个男人说：“我的狗叫‘铁匠’。”他把火钳放进火里，直到烧得通红。“现在，”他说，“我只要碰一下它的蛋蛋，你们就看着它冲向门口吧。”