A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash.
He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."
一个男人牵着一条皮带，领着一条短吻鳄走进了酒吧。
他问酒保：“您这里接待律师吗？”
“当然接待，”酒保说。
“很好，”男人回答。“给我来杯啤酒，再给我的鳄鱼来一位律师。”
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