English Original
A man had been stranded on a desert island for ten years.
One day, a woman in a wetsuit swam ashore.
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Woman: "Hi! You seem to have been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "Ten years!"
Upon hearing this, the woman unzipped a pocket on the arm of her wetsuit and gave him a cigarette.
Man: "Oh, thank you so much!"
Woman: "So, how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "Ten years."
The woman then unzipped a longer zipper on her suit, pulled out a flask of whiskey, and gave him a drink.
Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You're like a miracle!"
Woman: [Starting to unzip the front of her wetsuit.] "Then tell me, how long has it been since you 'played around'?"
Man: "Oh my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"
中文翻译
一个男人在荒岛上被困了十年。
一天，一位穿着潜水服的女子游上了岸。
男人：“嗨！见到你我真是太高兴了。”
女子：“嗨！你看起来在这里待了很久了。你多久没抽烟了？”
男人：“十年了！”
听到这里，女子拉开潜水服手臂上的一个口袋拉链，给了他一支烟。
男人：“哦，太感谢你了！”
女子：“那么，你多久没喝酒了？”
男人：“十年了。”
女子随后拉开潜水服上一个更长的拉链，拿出一小瓶威士忌，给他喝了一口。
男人：“哦……太感谢你了。你简直是个奇迹！”
女子：[开始拉开潜水服前面的拉链。]“那告诉我，你多久没‘玩耍’了？”
男人：“哦，天哪，别告诉我你里面还有一套高尔夫球杆？！”