English Original
On a hot summer day, an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman.
"Give him a heart massage," says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman.
"Call an ambulance," yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"
中文翻译
在一个炎热的夏日，一位上了年纪的绅士昏倒在街头。一小群人立刻围了上来。
“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。”一位女士建议道。
“给他做心脏按摩。”另一个人说。
“不，就给他一些白兰地。”那位女士坚持说。
“叫救护车！”另一个人喊道。
“白兰地！”这时，地上的男子突然坐了起来，大声说道，“都闭嘴，就照那位好心的女士说的做！”