The teacher gave homework for Christmas.
We thought it must be a mistake.
She smiled when she said this assignment
would take up our whole winter break.
Before we return from vacation
we have to make sure it gets done.
It seems that our teacher must like us.
Our homework assignment? Have fun!
老师布置了圣诞作业。
我们以为这一定是个错误。
她笑着说，这项作业
将占据我们整个寒假。
在假期结束返校前，
我们必须确保完成它。
看来我们的老师一定很喜欢我们。
我们的作业是什么？尽情玩乐！
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