"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."
"Sounds interesting," his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"
"I'm the people. All I do is pay."
布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家就像一个国度。我妻子是财政部长，我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”
“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢？”
“我就是人民。我的职责就是付钱。”
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