A Unique Path to Parenthood | 独特的为人父母之路

English Original

Two gay men decide they want to have a child and wish for the baby to be biologically related to them. They choose not to adopt.

They both provide sperm samples. A doctor uses the combined sample to impregnate a close female friend who has agreed to help them.

Nine months later, the two men are in the hospital nursery, looking at their newborn. While all the other babies are crying, theirs is quiet.

"Wow," one man remarks, "Our baby is the most well-behaved one here."

A nurse walking by overhears and says, "He's quiet for now. But just wait until we remove the pacifier from his mouth."


中文翻译

两位男同性恋决定要一个孩子,并希望孩子与他们有生物学上的联系,因此他们选择不领养。

他们各自提供了精子样本。一位医生使用混合后的样本,使一位同意帮助他们的亲密女性朋友受孕。

九个月后,两人在医院育婴室看着他们的新生儿。当所有其他婴儿都在哭闹时,他们的孩子却很安静。

"哇,"其中一人说道,"我们的宝宝是这里最乖的。"

一位路过的护士听到了,便说:"他现在是安静。但等我们把奶嘴从他嘴里拿出来再说吧。"

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