The Highway Blonde | 高速路上的金发女郎

English Original

A blonde was driving down the highway when she cut off a truck. The truck driver motioned for her to pull over. After she did, he drew a circle on the road next to her car and said, "Don't leave this circle." He then slashed her tires.

When he returned, the blonde was giggling. "Oh, you think that's funny!" he exclaimed, and ripped the top off her convertible.

He came back again to find her laughing. Enraged, he set her car on fire.

Upon his final return, the blonde was rolling on the ground, laughing hysterically. "What is so funny?!" he demanded.

She replied, "I stepped out of the circle nine times!"


中文翻译

一位金发女郎在高速公路上开车时,突然超车别停了一辆卡车。卡车司机示意她靠边停车。她停下后,司机在她车旁的路面上画了一个圈,并说:“别离开这个圈子。” 然后,他扎破了她的车胎。

司机回来时,发现金发女郎在咯咯笑。“哦,你觉得这很好笑?!” 他喊道,并撕掉了她敞篷车的顶篷。

他再次回来时,发现她还在笑。司机勃然大怒,点燃了她的汽车。

当他最后一次回来时,金发女郎正躺在地上笑得前仰后合。“到底有什么好笑的?!” 他质问道。

她回答说:“我已经走出这个圈子九次了!”

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