Bania Blood in My Veins | 我亦有巴尼亚之血

English Original

A wealthy Sardarji required blood for his heart surgery and obtained it from a poor Bania man. In gratitude, Sardarji gave him five million dollars.

When Sardarji needed blood for another surgery, the Bania man was more than willing to donate again. This time, however, Sardarji merely offered him a chocolate. Puzzled, the Bania man asked for the reason.

Sardarji replied, "Now I also have Bania blood in my body."


中文翻译

一位富有的萨达尔吉需要血液进行心脏手术,他从一位贫穷的巴尼亚人那里获得了血液。出于感激,萨达尔吉给了他五百万美元。

当萨达尔吉再次需要血液进行手术时,这位巴尼亚人依然非常乐意捐献。然而这一次,萨达尔吉只给了他一块巧克力。巴尼亚人感到困惑,询问原因。

萨达尔吉回答道:“现在我身体里也有巴尼亚的血液了。”

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