A Vision of Hell | 地狱一瞥

English Original

Lorenzo Dow, a 19th-century evangelist, arrived in a small town on a bitterly cold winter night during a preaching tour. Seeking warmth, he entered the local general store, where he found the town's lawyers gathered around a pot-bellied stove, deep in discussion. None offered him a place by the fire.

Dow introduced himself and mentioned he had recently experienced a vision—a tour of Hell, reminiscent of Dante's Inferno. When one lawyer inquired what he had seen, Dow replied, "Much the same as I see here: all the lawyers, gathered in the hottest place."


中文翻译

19世纪的福音传教士洛伦佐·道在一个严寒的冬夜,于布道途中来到一座小镇。为取暖,他走进了当地的杂货店,发现镇上的律师们正围着一个大腹取暖炉热烈讨论着镇务。没有一人邀请他加入这个圈子。

道做了自我介绍,并提到他最近经历了一个异象——一次地狱之旅,令人想起但丁的《地狱篇》。当一位律师问他看到了什么时,道回答道:“和这里看到的非常相似:所有的律师,都聚集在最热的地方。”

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