He Walks Everywhere He Goes | 耶稣从不开车

English Original

A young man came home and said, "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replied, "Ok, son. But first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months passed and the young man came into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card, I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replied, "That's all true, but son, you didn't cut your hair."

Son said, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair too."

Father replied, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walks everywhere he goes."


中文翻译

一个小伙子回到家说:“爸爸,我刚拿到驾照,想用家里的车。”

父亲答道:“好的,儿子。但是,首先你得在学校取得好成绩,保持房间整洁,把院子收拾干净,还要把头发剪了。几个月后我们再谈。”

几个月过去了,小伙子拿着成绩单回到家。“爸爸,我成绩单上全是高分,房间一直保持得井井有条,院子也总是干干净净。现在能让我用车了吗?”

父亲回答:“这些都没错,但是儿子,你还没剪头发呢。”

儿子说:“可是,爸爸,耶稣的头发也很长啊。”

父亲回答:“是的,儿子,你说得完全正确。而且耶稣去哪都是走着去的!”

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