English Original
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
中文翻译
九岁的乔伊被妈妈问起在主日学校学到了什么。
“嗯，妈妈，老师告诉我们，上帝如何派遣摩西深入敌后执行救援任务，带领以色列人离开埃及。当他到达红海时，他命令军队建造了一座浮桥，所有人都安全地走了过去。然后，他用无线电向总部请求增援。他们派出了轰炸机炸毁了桥，所有的以色列人都得救了。”
“乔伊，老师真的是这样教你的吗？”他妈妈问道。
“嗯，不是的，妈妈。但是，如果我按老师讲的方式告诉你，你绝对不会相信的！”