You're Facing the Wrong Way | 你看错方向了

English Original

In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film."

"In that case," said one of them, "you're facing the wrong way."


中文翻译

剧院里,一位女士转过身,对身后正在咯咯笑的女学生们说:“你们介意吗?我想看电影。”

“要是那样的话,”其中一个女孩说道,“那您肯定是看错方向了。”

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