English Original
A hound dog was lying in the yard. An old man in overalls sat on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a tourist asked.
The old man replied, "Nope."
So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over, snarling and growling, and bit him on the arms and legs. As the dog dragged him away, the tourist flailed in the dust and yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man replied, "Ain't my dog."
中文翻译
一只猎犬躺在院子里。一个穿着工装裤的老人坐在门廊上。
“打扰一下，先生，你的狗咬人吗？”一位游客问道。
老人回答：“不咬。”
于是游客下了车。那只狗冲了过来，狂吠着、咆哮着，咬了他的胳膊和腿。当狗把他拖走时，游客在尘土中胡乱挥舞着手臂，喊道：“我以为你说你的狗不咬人！”
老人回答：“那不是我的狗。”