The Looney Bin | 疯人院

English Original

Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another inmate asked, "How do you know?"

The first inmate replied, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"


中文翻译

一天深夜,在疯人院里,一位病人大喊:“我是拿破仑!”

另一位病人问道:“你怎么知道?”

第一位病人回答:“上帝告诉我的!”

就在这时,另一个房间传来一个声音:“我可没说!”

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