I Think I'm a Chicken | 我想我是一只鸡

The Stubborn Horse | 倔强的马

A novelist recovering from madness presents his psychiatr...

absurd fiction

He Thinks He's a Refrigerator | 他以为自己是台冰箱

A woman seeks help for her husband's delusion of being a ...

beginner dialogue

Canine Complex | 犬类情结

A man seeks help from a psychiatrist for his persistent h...

beginner dialogue

A Driving Debacle | 驾驶闹剧

A man is pulled over and awarded for safe driving, but hi...

absurd anecdote

The Elephant Sandwich | 大象三明治

A traveler insists he has nothing to declare at customs, ...

absurd beginner

I'm a Chicken | 我是一只鸡

A patient humorously claims to have identified as a chick...

absurd beginner

The Auction Offer | 拍卖会上的出价

At an auction, the owner offers a reward for a lost bag, ...

anecdote auction

Punished for Something I Didn't Do | 因未做之事受罚

A girl tells her mother she was punished at school for so...

anecdote dialogue

The Cartwheel Trick | 横翻筋斗的把戏

A little girl earns money from a boy for doing cartwheels...

anecdote childhood

A Dear Memento | 珍贵的纪念品

A woman wears a locket containing her husband's hair, exp...

anecdote dialogue

Don't Smoke! | 千万别抽烟！

A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to sim...

beginner dialogue

My Friends Only Came to Say Goodbye | 朋友只是来送行

Three professors miss their train while chatting. Two boa...

anecdote dialogue

The Extra Charge | 额外收费

A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth e...

anecdote beginner

A Useful Way | 一个有效的方法

A humorous dialogue where a boy drinks a lot of water aft...

beginner dialogue

The Bait | 诱饵

Mr. Smith calls a doctor because a mouse ran into his sle...

anecdote beginner

Wanna Hear a Blonde Joke? | 想听个关于金发女郎的笑话吗？

A blind man in a bar offers to tell a blonde joke, only t...

blonde-stereotype cultural-stereotype

The Poor Husband | 可怜的丈夫

A man complains to his friend about his wife's frustratin...

dialogue everyday-life

Don't Be Selfish | 别太自私

A mother tells her son not to be selfish and to share his...

beginner dialogue

A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活

A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume rep...

dialogue english-learning

No Matter What | 无论如何

A man receives contradictory advice on how to dress for a...

business dialogue