I Know Who God Is! | 我知道上帝是谁了!

English Original

A boy asks his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"

The mother thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."

The boy, confused, then asks, "Is God Black or White?"

"God is both Black and White, honey," the mother answers.

Still curious, the boy asks after a pause, "Is God gay or straight, Mommy?"

The mother, growing slightly concerned, responds, "Son, God is both gay and straight."

The boy thinks it over. Suddenly, his face lights up as he believes he has finally found the answer. He exclaims, "Is God Michael Jackson?"


中文翻译

一个男孩问他的妈妈:“妈妈,上帝是男人还是女人?”

妈妈想了一会儿,回答说:“嗯,儿子,上帝既是男人也是女人。”

男孩感到困惑,接着问:“那上帝是黑人还是白人呢?”

“宝贝,上帝既是黑人也是白人,”妈妈答道。

男孩仍然好奇,停顿了一下又问:“妈妈,上帝是同性恋还是异性恋?”

妈妈略显担忧地回答:“儿子,上帝既是同性恋也是异性恋。”

男孩仔细想了想。突然,他脸上露出恍然大悟的神情,因为他觉得自己终于找到了答案。他大声说道:“上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊吗?”

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