A Boy's Clever Answer | 男孩的巧妙回答

English Original

One day, a minister visited a home in his new parish. A little boy was playing in the living room. Before his mother came downstairs, the minister cordially asked, "How old are you, my little man?"

The boy replied frankly, "I am five at home, six in school, and four on the cars."


中文翻译

一天,一位牧师去拜访他新教区里的一户人家。一个小男孩正在客厅里玩耍。在他母亲下楼之前,牧师亲切地问道:“小家伙,你几岁啦?”

男孩坦率地回答:“在家里5岁,在学校里6岁,在电车上是4岁。”

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