English Original
A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignored his remark.
A little later, the husband took his measuring tape and measured his wife's rear end while she was bending over working in a flower bed. "Geeze, honey, it IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignored his remark.
Later that night, while in bed, the husband started to feel frisky. He rolled over to start something with his wife and she calmly rolled away from him saying, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, forget it!"
中文翻译
一对夫妇正在院子里干活。丈夫对妻子说：“你的屁股和烤架一样宽。”妻子没有理会他的话。
过了一会儿，丈夫拿出卷尺，在妻子弯腰在花坛里干活时，量了量她的臀部。“天哪，亲爱的，它真的和烤架一样宽！”妻子再次无视了他的话。
那天晚上晚些时候，在床上，丈夫开始感到兴致勃勃。他翻身想和妻子亲热，妻子却平静地转过身去，说道：“如果你以为我会为了这么一根小香肠就点燃烤架，那你就想都别想！”