English Original
Here are some humorous and creative ways to respond when approached by proselytizers at your door:
- When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"
- Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."
- Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say, 'Allah be Praised!'
- Ask them for their address. When they ask why, claim you want to appear uninvited to peddle your own beliefs.
- Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.
- Tell them you already have your own religion. When asked what it is, wince a little before confessing, "Er, I'm not sure if it's legal in this country."
- Have a chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, with a few copies of "The Watchtower" scattered around.
- Answer every one of their questions with, "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to leave.
- Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the forty-two children.
- Invite them in to see your fine collection of dinosaur fossils.
中文翻译
当传教者上门拜访时，以下是一些幽默且有创意的回应方式：
- 当他们问：“我能和你谈谈上帝吗？” 回答：“当然，你想知道什么？”
- 拿着一把带血的刀开门，说：“抱歉，你能半小时后再来吗？我们还没处理完那个处女。”
- 拿着一把自动武器开门，说：“赞美真主！”
- 问他们要地址。当他们问为什么时，声称你也想不请自去，上门兜售你自己的信仰。
- 一脸得意地告诉他们，你的上帝能打败他们的上帝。
- 告诉他们你已经有自己的宗教信仰了。当被问及是什么时，略显痛苦地坦白道：“呃，我不确定它在这个国家是否合法。”
- 在人行道上画一个人形粉笔轮廓，周围散落几本《守望台》杂志。
- 用“你这么说是什么意思？”来回答他们的每一个问题。这可能需要一段时间，但你可以打赌他们多久会离开，以此取乐。
- 请他们解释以利沙和四十二个孩子的故事。
- 邀请他们进来参观你精美的恐龙化石收藏。