A woman from the countryside came to the city and checked into a hotel. She said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!"
The bellman replied very politely, "Madam, this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"
一位乡下妇人进城，在一家旅馆办理了入住。她对行李员说：“我拒绝住这么小的房间，既没有窗户也没有床！你们别以为我不常旅行就想骗我！我要找你们经理投诉！”
行李员非常礼貌地回答：“夫人，这里不是您的房间。这是电梯！”
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