English Original
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
中文翻译
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别走在我后面，因为我可能不会领路。别走在我前面，因为我可能不会跟随。也别走在我旁边。差不多就是让我一个人清净会儿。
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千里之行，始于坏掉的风扇皮带和漏气的轮胎。
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黎明前总是最黑暗的。所以，如果你打算偷邻居的报纸，那就是下手的时候。
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别让自己变得不可替代。如果你不能被取代，你就无法被晋升。
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永远记住，你是独一无二的。就像其他所有人一样。
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永远不要用双脚去试探水的深度。
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如果你觉得没人在乎你是否活着，那就试试拖欠几笔汽车贷款。
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在你批评某人之前，你应该穿着他们的鞋子走一英里。这样，当你批评他们时，你已经在一英里之外，而且还穿着他们的鞋子。
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如果一开始你没有成功，那么跳伞可能不适合你。
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授人以鱼，可供一日之食。授人以渔，他将整日坐在船上喝啤酒。
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如果你借给某人20美元，之后就再也没见过这个人，那这钱可能花得值。