English Original
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
中文翻译
小镇上的一名警官拦下了一位在主街上超速行驶的司机。
“但是警官，”那人开口说，“我可以解释。”
“闭嘴，”警官厉声打断。“我要让你在牢里冷静冷静，等局长回来。”
“可是，警官，我只是想说……”
“我说了保持安静！你要进监狱了！”
几小时后，警官去看了看他的囚犯，说道：“算你走运，局长正在参加他女儿的婚礼。他回来时心情会很好。”
“别指望了，”牢房里的人回答。“我就是那个新郎。”