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MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "Serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." Which is what led to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason, Bob keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT, DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
中文翻译
星期一
为鲍勃做饭很有趣。今天我做了天使蛋糕。食谱上说：“将12个鸡蛋分别打发。”邻居们真好，借给了我一些额外的碗。
星期二
鲍勃晚餐想吃水果沙拉。食谱上说：“上桌时不加调料。”所以我就没穿衣服。结果鲍勃带了个朋友回家吃晚饭，真是个大惊喜。
星期三
今天适合做米饭。食谱上说：“蒸饭前彻底清洗。”这听起来有点傻，但我还是去洗了个澡。我得说这并没有让米饭变得更好吃。
星期四
今天鲍勃又要吃沙拉。我尝试了一个新食谱。上面说：“准备好食材，在上菜前一小时将它们拌在生菜床上。”这就是为什么鲍勃会问我为什么在花园里打滚。
星期五
我找到了一个简单的饼干食谱。上面说：“将所有材料放入碗中，然后搅拌。”这个食谱肯定有问题。等我回来时，一切都和我离开时一模一样。
星期六
鲍勃今天去购物，买了一只鸡回来。他让我为星期天“打扮”它（哦天哪）。不知为何，鲍勃一直在数到十。
星期天
鲍勃的家人来吃晚饭。我想做烤肉。但我只找到了汉堡肉。突然我灵光一现。我把汉堡肉放进烤箱，把控制钮调到“烤肉”档。结果出来的还是汉堡肉，真让我失望。
晚安，亲爱的日记。
这是非常激动人心的一周。我迫不及待地希望明天快点到来，这样我就可以在鲍勃身上尝试新食谱了。如果我们能换个大点的烤箱，我想给他做个“巧克力驼鹿”惊喜。