Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"
朱莉正在做睡前祷告。"求求您了，上帝，"她说，"让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。"
她的妈妈打断了她，问道："朱莉，你为什么想让上帝把那不勒斯变成意大利的首都呢？"
朱莉回答说："因为这就是我在地理考试上写的答案！"
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