English Original
One day in class, the teacher asked her students which part of the body goes to heaven first.
A girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes first because you need a mind to believe in God." The teacher praised her.
A boy then offered, "I think your heart goes first because God is all about love." "Very good," said the teacher.
Finally, she noticed Little Johnny's raised hand and thought, "Oh no, I'm not going to like this." She asked him for his answer.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said, "Your feet."
When the teacher asked why, he replied, "Well, last night I walked past my parents' bedroom. My mom had her feet up in the air and said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' But luckily, Dad was on top of her, holding her down."
中文翻译
一天在课堂上，老师问学生们身体的哪个部分会最先上天堂。
一个女孩举手说：“我认为是头脑先上天堂，因为你需要有头脑才能信仰上帝。”老师表扬了她。
接着一个男孩说：“我认为是心先上天堂，因为上帝关乎爱。”“很好，”老师说。
最后，她看到小约翰尼举起了手，心想：“哦不，我肯定不会喜欢这个答案。”她问了他的答案。
小约翰尼想了一会儿，说：“你的脚。”
老师问他为什么，他回答说：“嗯，昨晚我路过我父母的卧室。我妈妈把脚翘在空中说，‘哦，上帝，我来了！’但幸运的是，爸爸压在她身上，把她按住了。”