English Original
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary, and his wife was furious.
She demanded, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning, Ed left early for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and saw a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Puzzled, she put on her robe, ran out, and brought the box inside.
She opened it to find a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
中文翻译
艾德惹上麻烦了。他忘记了结婚纪念日，妻子勃然大怒。
她命令道：“明天早上，我要在车道上看到一份礼物，它必须在6秒内从0加速到200。最好给我在那儿！”
第二天早上，艾德早早出门上班了。妻子醒来后望向窗外，果然看到车道中央放着一个包装好的礼盒。她满心疑惑，披上睡袍跑出去把盒子拿了进来。
她打开盒子，发现里面是一个崭新的浴室体重秤。
艾德从周五起就失踪了。