English Original
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to ten. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school again. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day, the girl came skipping home once more. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
中文翻译
一天，一个小女孩蹦蹦跳跳地从学校回家。"妈妈，妈妈，"她喊道，"我们今天数数了，其他所有孩子都只能数到四，但我数到了十。看？1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9，10！"
"非常好，"她妈妈说。
"是因为我是金发吗，妈妈？"
"是的，宝贝，因为你是金发。"
第二天，小女孩又蹦蹦跳跳地从学校回家。"妈妈，妈妈，"她喊道，"我们今天念字母表了，其他所有孩子都只能念到D，但我念到了G。看？A，B，C，D，E，F，G！"
"非常好，"她妈妈说。
"是因为我是金发吗，妈妈？"
"是的，宝贝，因为你是金发。"
第三天，小女孩再次蹦蹦跳跳地回家。"妈妈，妈妈，"她喊道，"我们今天上体育课了，洗澡的时候，其他所有女孩的胸部都是平平的，但我有这个！"说着，她掀起背心，露出一对36C的胸部。
"非常好，"她尴尬的妈妈说。
"是因为我是金发吗，妈妈？"
"不，宝贝，那是因为你25岁了。"