Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom.
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯坦：我赢了92条金鱼。
弗雷德：你打算把它们养在哪里？
斯坦：浴室里。
弗雷德：但你想洗澡的时候怎么办？
斯坦：蒙住它们的眼睛！
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