Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?
Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.
Visitor: What was the matter with you?
Local yokel: Nothing — I was born here.
游客：住在这个地方对健康有益吗？
乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这里的时候，既不会走路，也吃不了硬的食物。
游客：你当时怎么了？
乡下佬：没什么——我就是在这儿出生的。
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