English Original
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, swerved onto the footpath, and stopped just centimetres from a shop window.
The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized, "I didn't realize a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
中文翻译
一位出租车乘客轻拍司机的肩膀想问个问题。司机惊叫起来，车辆失控，险些撞上一辆公交车，冲上了人行道，最终在距离商店橱窗仅几厘米的地方停了下来。
司机说：“喂，伙计，别再这么干了。你把我魂都吓飞了！”
乘客道歉说：“我没想到轻轻一拍会把你吓成这样。”
司机回答道：“对不起，这也不全是你的错。今天是我第一天开出租车。过去25年里，我一直开的是灵车。”