Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time," replied Mike.
麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场足球赛。”
“为什么这会让你迟到呢？”老师问道。
“因为两个队都没能获胜，所以比赛持续了很长时间。”麦克回答说。
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