Always Share | 分享一切

English Original

An elderly couple entered a restaurant and ordered a Coca-Cola and a portion of French fries. The man sat down, and his wife sat opposite him. He carefully poured the Coca-Cola into two glasses, giving half to his wife and keeping half for himself. He then divided the French fries equally between them.

The man began to eat and drink, while his wife only drank her Coke. A young man standing nearby observed this and wondered why they were sharing so meticulously. Assuming they might be short on money, he offered to buy them another portion.

The old man politely declined, explaining, "No, thank you. We've been married for forty years and always share everything equally. It's our way."

After a while, the young man noticed the wife still wasn't eating her fries. He asked her why. She replied with a smile, "Today, it's his turn to use the teeth."


中文翻译

一对老夫妇走进一家餐厅,点了一罐可乐和一份薯条。老先生坐下,他的妻子坐在对面。他小心翼翼地将可乐倒进两个杯子,一半给妻子,一半留给自己。接着,他又把薯条平均分成了两份。

老先生开始吃喝起来,而他的妻子却只喝可乐。一位站在旁边的年轻人看到了这一幕,心中疑惑他们为何分得如此仔细。他猜想他们可能经济拮据,便主动提出可以再为他们买一份。

老先生婉言谢绝,解释道:“不,谢谢。我们结婚四十年了,总是平等地分享一切。这是我们的习惯。”

过了一会儿,年轻人注意到老太太仍然没有吃她的薯条。他询问原因。老太太微笑着回答:“今天,轮到他用牙齿了。”

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