The manager of a shop was reprimanding one of his staff.
"I saw you arguing with a customer," he said crossly. "Will you please remember that in my shop the customer is always right? Do you understand?"
"Yes, sir," said the assistant. "The customer is always right."
"Now what were you arguing about?"
"Well sir, he said you were an idiot."
商店经理正在训斥一名员工。
“我看见你和一个顾客吵架，”他非常恼火地说，“请你记住，在我的店里，顾客永远是对的。你懂吗？”
“是的，先生，”店员说，“顾客永远是对的。”
“那你刚才和他吵什么？”
“噢，先生，他说你是个白痴。”
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