Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
两个盗贼正在一家旅馆行窃。第一个盗贼说：“我听到警笛声了，快跳！”
第二个说：“可我们在13楼啊！”
第一个尖叫着回应：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信！”
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