English Original
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The church bus has gun racks.
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The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-pastor.
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The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
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There's an ATM in the lobby.
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The choir wears leather robes.
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Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — "Bring Your Own Snake."
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No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
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Karaoke Worship Time.
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Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
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The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
中文翻译
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教会巴士上装有枪架。
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教会工作人员包括主任牧师、助理牧师和社会牧师。
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他们使用的圣经是“苏斯博士版本”。
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大堂里设有自动取款机。
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唱诗班穿着皮制长袍。
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礼拜仪式是B.Y.O.S.——“自带蛇”。
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没有入场费，但圣餐至少需要喝两杯。
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卡拉OK礼拜时间。
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引座员会问：“吸烟区还是非吸烟区？”
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风琴师唯一会弹的曲子是《In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida》。