English Original
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man answers it using the hands-free speaker function.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello."
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I really liked one."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$90,000."
Man: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
Man: "Well, go ahead and offer $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go up another fifty thousand. It's a pretty good price."
Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
Man: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room stare at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
中文翻译
几位男士正在高尔夫俱乐部的更衣室里。长凳上的一部手机响了，一名男子用免提功能接听了电话。
房间里的其他人都停下来倾听。
男： "喂。"
女： "亲爱的，是我。你在俱乐部吗？"
男： "是的。"
女： "我在商场，看到一件漂亮的皮大衣。只要1000美元。我可以买吗？"
男： "当然，如果你那么喜欢就买吧。"
女： "我还去了奔驰经销商那儿，看到了新款。我真的很喜欢其中一辆。"
男： "多少钱？"
女： "九万美元。"
男： "好吧，但这个价格我要所有配置都齐全。"
女： "太好了！哦，还有一件事……去年我想要的那套房子又上市了。他们要价95万美元。"
男： "嗯，去出价90万美元吧。他们可能会接受。如果不接受，我们可以再加五万。这个价格确实很不错。"
女： "好的。晚点见！我非常爱你！"
男： "再见！我也爱你。"
男子挂断电话。更衣室里的其他人都目瞪口呆地盯着他。
然后他微笑着问道："有人知道这手机是谁的吗？"