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- A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000-square-foot house 4 inches deep.
- Spraying hairspray on dust bunnies and running over them with rollerblades can make them ignite.
- A 3-year-old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
- A ceiling fan motor isn't strong enough to lift a 42-pound boy in a Batman/Superman costume via a dog leash. However, it is strong enough to swing a paint can and cover all four walls of a 20x20-foot room.
- Don't throw baseballs near a running ceiling fan. Using the fan as a bat requires practice, but it can hit a ball surprisingly far.
- Window glass (even double-pane) won't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
- If you hear the toilet flush followed by "uh oh," it's already too late.
- Mixing brake fluid with bleach creates a lot of smoke.
- A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock, despite what a 36-year-old man might say about it only happening in movies.
- Certain Lego pieces can pass through a four-year-old boy's digestive system.
- Play-Doh and microwaves should never be mentioned together.
- Super glue is permanent.
- No amount of Jell-O in a swimming pool will let you walk on water.
- Pool filters and Jell-O are not compatible.
- VCRs do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, contrary to what some commercials showed.
- Garbage bags make poor parachutes.
- Marbles in a gas tank create significant noise while driving.
- You probably don't want to know what that smell is.
- Always check the oven before turning it on; plastic toys and ovens don't mix.
- The Austin, TX fire department has a five-minute response time.
- The spin cycle of a washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
- However, it will make cats dizzy.
- Dizzy cats can vomit twice their body weight.
- 80% of women will share this list with almost all their friends, regardless of whether they have children.
- 80% of men who read this will be tempted to mix bleach and brake fluid.
中文翻译
- 一张特大号水床的水量，足以让一栋2000平方英尺（约186平方米）的房子积水4英寸（约10厘米）深。
- 对毛绒灰尘团喷发胶，然后穿着轮滑鞋碾过，可能会让它们着火。
- 一个3岁男孩的嗓门，比拥挤餐厅里的200个成年人还要响。
- 把狗绳挂在吊扇上，其马达不足以吊起一个穿着蝙蝠侠内裤和超人披风、重42磅（约19公斤）的男孩。然而，如果拴上一个油漆罐，它的力量足以把油漆甩到一间20x20英尺（约6x6米）房间的所有四面墙上。
- 吊扇开着时，不要往上扔棒球。把吊扇当球棒用需要练习几次才能击中，但它能把球打得很远。
- 窗户玻璃（即使是双层玻璃）也挡不住被吊扇击中的棒球。
- 当你听到冲马桶的声音和“哎呀”时，已经太晚了。
- 刹车油和漂白剂混合会产生大量烟雾。
- 一个6岁男孩可以用燧石生火，尽管一个36岁的男人可能说这只能在电影里做到。
- 某些乐高积木可以通过4岁男孩的消化道。
- 橡皮泥和微波炉这两个词绝不应该出现在同一个句子里。
- 强力胶的效果是永久的。
- 无论你在游泳池里放多少果冻，你都无法在水上行走。
- 游泳池过滤器和果冻互不相容。
- 录像机不会弹出花生酱果酱三明治，尽管有些广告这么演过。
- 垃圾袋做不成好的降落伞。
- 油箱里的弹珠会在开车时制造巨大噪音。
- 你大概不想知道那股异味是什么。
- 开烤箱前一定要检查里面；塑料玩具和烤箱不能共存。
- 德克萨斯州奥斯汀市的消防部门响应时间是五分钟。
- 洗衣机的脱水模式不会让蚯蚓头晕。
- 但是，它会让猫头晕。
- 头晕的猫能吐出两倍于自身体重的东西。
- 80%的女性会把这份清单分享给几乎所有的朋友，无论她们是否有孩子。
- 80%阅读此文的男性会想尝试混合漂白剂和刹车油。