A customs officer stops a traveler and asks if he has any goods to declare.
"No," the traveler replies.
"Are you sure?"
"Certainly."
"Then what about the elephant behind you with slices of bread clipped to its ears?"
"Sir, what I clip in my sandwich is entirely my own business!"
一位海关官员拦住一位旅客，询问他是否有需要申报的物品。
“没有。”旅客答道。
“您确定吗？”
“当然。”
“那么，你身后那头耳朵上夹着面包片的大象是怎么回事？”
“先生，我的三明治里夹什么东西完全是我自己的事！”
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