Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive when they saw a beautiful model approaching.
"What a babe," one remarked. "I'd sure like to fuck her!"
"Really?" the other responded. "Out of what?"
两位律师正沿着罗迪欧大道走着，这时他们看到一位漂亮的模特迎面走来。
"真是个美人儿，"其中一位说道。"我真想和她上床！"
"真的吗？"另一位回应道。"用什么（方式）？"
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