A Misunderstood Compliment | 被误解的赞美

English Original

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive when they saw a beautiful model approaching.

"What a babe," one remarked. "I'd sure like to fuck her!"

"Really?" the other responded. "Out of what?"


中文翻译

两位律师正沿着罗迪欧大道走着,这时他们看到一位漂亮的模特迎面走来。

"真是个美人儿,"其中一位说道。"我真想和她上床!"

"真的吗?"另一位回应道。"用什么(方式)?"

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