A cannibal is invited to a team-building week in the mountains. The instructions say he can also bring one friend.
When he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: "Come on Alan, what the heck? The invitation said you could only bring one person!"
"Yeah, but it also said 'bring your own food,' didn't it?!"
一个食人族被邀请参加在山里举行的团队建设周活动。邀请说明上写着，他还可以带一位朋友。
当他抵达时，却带了十个人。组织者震惊了：“拜托，艾伦，搞什么鬼？邀请函上明明说你只能带一个人！”
“是啊，但上面也写着‘自带食物’，不是吗？！”
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