The New Teacher | 新老师

English Original

George came home from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother," he replied. "Because first she said that three and three were six, and then she said that two and four were six too!"


中文翻译

9月1日,乔治放学回到家。

“乔治,你觉得你们的新老师怎么样?”他的妈妈问道。

“妈妈,我不喜欢她,”他回答说。“因为她先说3加3等于6,然后又说2加4也等于6!”

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