Both Attorneys Identified | 双方律师身份已明

English Original

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.

"And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.

Banging his gavel sharply, His Honor interrupted: "All right, now that both attorneys have been identified, let's get on with this case."


中文翻译

"你是个骗子!" 一位律师对他的对手喊道。

"你才是个说谎者!" 对方 怒吼道。

法官重重地敲下法槌,打断道:"好了,既然双方律师的身份都已明确,我们继续审理本案吧。"

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